There's nothing to fix, Hibiki. [She smiled at her and shook her head.] I'm a predator who feeds on sex. It's what I was like when I was born, and I've always been that. The only thing to 'fix' was figuring out how to live with people and not treat them as food.
[Her grin took on a wicked look for a second and that wretched sense of humor of hers reared its ugly head once more.] Hey, think of it this way! At least I don't like veal?
... it was a joke. If people are steaks to me, then veal would be...
[She snickered again. She wasn't going to fill the blanks in on a horribly inappropriate joke, especially since she'd made one glaring exception with an alien for the last year.]
And maybe it is unfair, but it's better than going into a feeding frenzy. And, besides, if I have sex often enough it isn't that bad.
heh, don't worry about it. It's just a bad joke, I promise. And thank you. It'll be alright. It's just something I have to deal with. You don't really need to worry about it, you know.
Distractions don't really help, Hibiki. Honestly there's only one kind of help that I need for this. [Swallow] You're a little young for my tastes, no offense.
A little. It's kind of like trying to play with a dog when the food's ready and they're hungry. And I honestly didn't think you were offering that, so... just a little bit.
It's not that bad, but you won't be helping that thing. Just don't try to talk me out of it. If I say I need that, then that's what I'm going to want, ok?
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[Her grin took on a wicked look for a second and that wretched sense of humor of hers reared its ugly head once more.] Hey, think of it this way! At least I don't like veal?
[Sam...]
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[Derp. It's just a type of meat, isn't it...?]
I just... It feels unfair. That you have to hurt so much to make sure everyone else is safe, too.
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[She snickered again. She wasn't going to fill the blanks in on a horribly inappropriate joke, especially since she'd made one glaring exception with an alien for the last year.]
And maybe it is unfair, but it's better than going into a feeding frenzy. And, besides, if I have sex often enough it isn't that bad.
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[Though she's quickly distracted by the mention of sex again, her head dipping down with embarrassment. Ahhh, it's so awkward...]
Th-then I'm glad...?
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[She's a big sister at home; fretting over people is a habit she's developed in full force.]
...If there's anything I can do to help, even if it's just... just talking for a distraction or something, please let me know.
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...It was sort of a long shot, wasn't it...
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[Yeah, she has enough pets to know about how well that goes, even if none of them are actually dogs...]
It just... totally doesn't work at all, huh?
[Welp.]
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[Oops.]
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O-okay! I'll be sure to remember!
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[Even though it turned out pretty awkward for... well, most of it.]
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